Postmodern Prophets: Subpages
Welcome to the subpages of Postmodern Prophets! We're the prophets of the 90s, back and better than ever!
Prophets of the Apocalypse
Because who needs actual foresight when you can have a bunch of dudes with bad beards and a vague sense of impending doom?
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Prophets of the Inbetween
Because sometimes you just need a prophet to tell you that your feelings are valid, even if they're not.
Prophets of the Now
Because who needs the future when you can have a prophet who tells you to buy more stuff?